“You need a guide to help you out”
Every man’s dream is to be surrounded by gorgeous women, and a lot of men get married without that dream becoming a reality. Chances are your wife’s not going to let you lay around with a harem of women tending to you, so how do you make this happen without her knowing? Believe it or not, there are many ways to sneak around your wife to keep her from finding out, and it doesn’t take too terribly much effort. Just be smart, be safe, be selective with who you choose, and you can be covered in babes in no time at all, married or not.
First of all, don’t go out looking like a desperate married guy looking for anything he can get. Go out looking like an attractive bachelor – if you don’t want to go home with dumpy girls in torn jackets and old shirts, then don’t dress like that yourself. Not that you have to go out in full suit and tie, but a nice shirt or vest with some attractive jeans can’t hurt. Instead of making you look run-down and older than you are, nice clothes will make you look like someone who is young, successful, and interesting to women. Put on some nice cologne once you go out – an expensive scent will make the ladies flock to you – and make sure your hair and teeth are brushed. Hygiene is everything, and if something would be a turn off for you, then chances are it’ll be a turn off for her as well. Don’t expect to get the hottest girl at the bar when you’re dressed and groomed like someone who’s given up.
“Don’t let anyone find out”
More importantly, keep your affair secret to the best of your abilities. Don’t leave text trails, have girls’ numbers in your phone under guy names so it looks like you’re just calling your friends, and make sure you don’t come home smelling like anything you didn’t leave smelling like. If you smoke, the smell will help you in this case. Make sure the girl you’re with is willing to keep this discreet as well – don’t EVER go for a girl who acts like she’s looking for a relationship. Chances are she’ll wind up calling too much or texting too often, and she’ll give you away. If she seems too into you or too interested in your personality and life, drop her immediately. There’s nothing more volatile than a jealous woman, and a phone call to your wife about your affair from a girl you turned down isn’t what you want at all. Lastly, be sure to be safe. Even if she might claim to be on birth control, use a condom. Birth control doesn’t stop the spread of STD’s, and she might be lying.
With a flawless alibi and a killer look, you’re sure to snag girls left and right. If you follow these steps, your wife will be none the wiser and you can have your fun. It’s a dangerous game, but that makes it all the more fulfilling for those man enough to seek it out.