“This might end badly”
When having an affair, it’s best to do so outside you and your wife’s network of friends. If you want one surefire way to get yourself caught cheating, it’s by sleeping around with her friends and family. That’s a one-way ticket to Jerry Springer, so you want to be as discreet as you can. Even thought it might be pretty easy to get a girl you or your wife has known previously, there’s a huge chance that she’ll wind up ratting you out to your ball-and-chain and land you in a whole heap of trouble.
Pro-tip: if you’re friends on Facebook, you shouldn’t hit her up. If she’s friends with your wife on Facebook, DO NOT hit her up. Even if your wife isn’t friends with her, if she starts suspecting you it’ll be only too easy for her to dig up who you’ve been hooking up with if you’re friends online. Especially be sure to avoid the chat function on the site – not only does it log the conversation permanently, but it’s easy to take a screen shot of the conversation. If you go after her and she doesn’t take the bait, she might get offended and send the conversation to your wife. Even if she DOES take the bait, she might start to feel guilty and send the conversation to your wife anyway. Anyone inside your personal network or hers is strictly off-limits, because it almost always ends badly.
“You can easily find cute girls at local bars and pubs”
If you want a cute local girl, hit up the bars. On weekends the bars are swarming with all sorts of girls looking for a guy like you to take them home. Not only are they good for finding girls, they’re good for making your hook-ups discreet. The crowd will provide good camouflage for you, so you’ll go unnoticed even if one of your wife’s friends does show up somewhere. You’re bound to get lucky at a bar, but if you’re the shy type you can still strike up an affair online. Stay local and try sites like craigslist, where you can take your pick of girls and chat them up as you wish via email or text. This is a great way to find local girls who your wife isn’t affiliated with. Just make sure that you don’t forget to delete your texts or emails if your wife is the nosy type, and don’t look suspicious. If you go out, tell her you’re meeting friends – if she asks, give specific names. Practice these names beforehand so it doesn’t seem like you’re scrambling for answers. Being cautious should be your top priority to keep you from getting caught in the act.
Affairs are difficult to pull off, but can be rewarding in a lot of ways. The important thing is just to stay away from people who might know your wife and rat you out to her. Never try and hit on girls you’re friends with on Facebook or other social media sites, and leave her family members alone. Following these simple rules will make it all too easy to have the affair you’ve been dreaming of.