Business Trips for Fun and ?Profit?
Depending on what you do for a living this one is going to be difficult. However, many jobs require a certain level of on the job training. This means that you could, conceivably, have to ?go somewhere for a week? on the company dime. The great thing about using the business trip excuse is that it’s going to be the same across the board. When you tell your wife you’re going to be going out of town for training, just make sure that you call her when you ?get in town? and check in from time to time. She’ll be understanding if you miss her calls as well. Blame it on the time zone if you want.
When you meet a babe for the affair, you can also say that you’re ?just in town for business.? That means that if you see her again, it’ll be ?when you’re back in town?. It also is a good move to keep her at bay and adds a sort of ?sexy stranger? element to the one night stand. Obviously, this excuse won’t fly in some jobs and in smaller towns, so you need to come up with a different story.
Lying by Omission
By far the easiest way to keep your story straight is to not have a story at all. Get a throwaway phone or a work line and give that number to the women you’re having an affair with. When they ask about your personal life, just shrug them off and say that you’re not really in the mood to talk about it. You don’t want anything serious, after all. When the wife asks you what you’ve been doing, just tell her you were going out. The less you tell, the less you have to remember, and the fewer chances you’re going to give either woman to catch you in the lie.