With all the surveillance on us these days, how’s a guy supposed to have an honest, old-fashioned affair? Well, we’ll tell you how: you have to pick the places your wife would never suspect. Don’t doubt that she’ll check your credit card statement, your phone history, text messages and even e-mail if she knows your password, the moment she suspects you’re doing something on the DL. The best way to participate in activities that seem totally innocuous, but also have the potential of netting some hotties. It’s called hiding in plain sight, and it’s your best tactic for sexual survival.
Comic Book Conventions
Nerd girls come in two shapes: Wonder Woman and not-Wonder Woman. We think you can probably guess the type you should be watching for. Even better is the fact that a lot of nerd girls at comic book conventions will do something called cosplay, which is short for “costume play.” It’s not what you might first think, which is a fun, kinky sex game, but when fans of nerdy things like comic books or video games dress up as the characters. It sounds really weird, but can you imagine banging Wonder Woman? Yeah, exactly.
Conventions are a great place to meet hot women, because you get to scope out their assets in a leotard, and your wife would never in her wildest dreams think you’re going to some nerd fest to score chicks.
GoodReads

“A good site to read some books(meet some nerdy women)”
What you need to do is ingratiate yourself into a group with her, and introduce yourself. Go home without making a pass, and check out some of her info. If the party had a Facebook invite, she’s probably on it, or she’s at least friends with the host. See what you can glean from her Facebook profile, and most importantly, if she has a GoodReads account. Go through the steps of setting it up that you two “bump into each other” online, leaving a good review for the same book. This is the prime moment to strike up a conversation online and see if she’s game. Your wife would never think that your Internet activities while reviewing books are actually an attempt to score.
And don’t worry about actually reading any books… that’s what Spark Notes are for.
Open Mic Poetry Jams

“You are sure to find some good women here”