You want to have a hot, steamy, perfectly X-rated affair? Look no further. You have to start somewhere: with a killer profile. That profile is your digital foot out of the door that will get you the hook ups of your dreams. There are some key things that you absolutely need to have in your profile to reel in the perfect one night stands. Likewise, there are some things you just should not put up if you want to get yourself a down babe. We’re going to outline some of the key parts of the profile that is going to get you laid TONIGHT.

Keep it Simple

You know KISS? Keep it simple, stupid. Don’t spend a ton of time on your biography. You want to keep that down to around 600 words. Let’s be honest, you don’t want to read a lot about her personal history, why do you think she wants to read anything about yours? The truth of the matter is that chicks that are looking for a one night stand don’t give three shits what your first pet’s name was. In fact, they just want to know what you plan to do on their date and how much they can expect out of you. If you can’t do that in a few hundred words, man, then you may not know what you want.

The RIGHT Way to do Pictures

Babes put their pictures up on their profiles so that we can see what we’re getting into. They want to draw us in with their goods and get us ready to impress them. Pro-tip: Women are visual creatures too! They like looking at a dude’s pictures. But they aren’t just looking at what we’re wearing or if we’ve hit the gym lately. Try taking pictures of you doing things. The best pictures are ones that you can comment with things like ?just paid my car off today!? or ?working on my house?. If a chick is looking for a one night stand, one of the most important things a dude can have, is his shit together. You can show her with a few very simple pictures.

Be Upfront

Don’t lie to a chick if you just want to hit it for a night or so. In fact, look for a chick who wants just that! There are plenty of babes out there who have their own shit going on in their lives that means they don’t want a man full time. But women, like men, have needs and they may want a man for a night. If you pretend that you’re looking for more, not only are you going to make some chicks really pissed off, but you’re being an asshole.

Don’t: Be too Open

A chick who’s looking for a wild night just wants your package, not your baggage. Remember, this is an affair, a one night stand, not anything serious. When you’re working on your profile, you need to keep that in mind. She doesn’t want your life story! Like we said. She just wants to cut loose and have some fun. If you keep it relaxed and light she’ll keep coming back for more.