A Far Town
The best place to take a chick for an overnight tryst is out of town. That way you are going to completely reduce the risk of bumping into someone who knows your wife. You can also relax more when you are dealing with the object of your affair if you’re not constantly looking over your shoulder for your neighbors. We advise to either try a campground an hour or more out of town or the next town over if you live in a more crowded area. The larger the city the less risk you run into, but as a rule of thumb, pretend that your city is much smaller than you think it is. If you’re keeping both the mistress and the madam in the dark, it’s even more important that you keep a firm grasp on where you guys are at all times.
Out of Your Social Circle
Married couples tend to fall easily into a routine. We don’t need to tell you to not take your date to your wife’s favorite restaurant, do we? If you are a regular ANYWHERE that means that you cannot take your affair out with you there. If you want to hang out with your buddies at your favorite bar then do that instead. The fact of the matter is that to have a good affair you’re going to need to get two different social circles. There really is no other, better option.
Bed and Breakfasts WIN
Nothing is better for a romantic getaway than a bed and breakfast. Every city and town has at least one that is tucked away in some off beat residential area. These places have all the amenities of a nice hotel with the homey features of a first rate hotel. If your date is not very well traveled, she’s going to get a real kick out of the location and because of the nature of the hotel business, it’s not likely that your wife is going to go looking for this sort of thing unless she’s into bed and breakfasts herself.
The basic idea of an affair is to keep it out of your wife’s social radar. That means doing things you don’t usually do with her in places you know she won’t go. It can’t hurt you to have a completely different bank account dedicated to having an affair as well. Most married couples share money. This means that if you’re blowing anything on your side lady that you need to make sure the wife won’t find it.