We’re pretty sure that EliteFling.com was put together by someone who writes Terms & Conditions for a living. Either that, or someone who designs elaborate puzzles, because this website was HELL to try and figure out!
We spent a lot of time on EliteFling.com just trying to figure out what we were doing. We thought this was supposed to be simple and fun, not frustrating and complicated!
Are we just stupid, or is EliteFling.com just terrible? Read on, and discover the truth for yourself.
Trying to find women who would go out with us on EliteFling.com was like trying to convince Asia nicely not to get involved in a land war. For one thing, it was difficult to use on just about EVERY level.
The profile creation was awful (we’ll talk more about that in a minute), the sorting algorithm was ENTIRELY broken, and there was a very dead silence on the line from customer service whenever we wanted to talk to them about something. All in all, this website didn’t take care of us as customers, and there’s no faster way to lose us as customers than that.
For another thing, there was an astonishing lack of women on this site. We’ve been to sites where there weren’t a lot of attractive women, sites where there weren’t a lot of young women, sites where there weren’t a lot of married women…but it’s been a while since we found a site that just doesn’t have any women, period.
Lucky us, we finally found a site like that.
So not only is it a difficult, awful, run-down and shoddy place to meet women, it can’t even manage that!
Think we’re being too harsh on EliteFling.com? Look at our results below, and see for yourself that there’s absolutely nothing of value in this pathetic, obnoxious scam website.
What We Found When We Tried EliteFling.com-And What Turned Us Off
When we join any dating website, we make sure to send out the same number of emails, just so you all know that we’re being totally fair to these websites (before we try them and find out if they’re good or not).
For our Affairs Dating Guide, we decided on 200 emails. We’d send out 200 emails on each website, one to each new woman, and see how many we got back.
Boy, it was a good thing we didn’t expect too much from this one. During our time on EliteFling.com, we sent out 200 emails, which was NOT EASY. There were hardly any women at all to be found, and the ones that did exist looked fake as hell.
Know how many responses we got back? About half? Guess again.
Out of 200 emails, we only got a measly 29 responses. Hell, we have a better batting average than that when we just walk up to random girls in bars and ask for their numbers. On a dating site, where everyone is supposedly going just in order to hook up, that number is abysmal.
We did actually wind up having one date. It was kind of a shot in the dark, but we decided to go for it, thinking, “What’s the worst that could happen?”
We HIGHLY RECOMMEND that you do not go out with a girl from EliteFling.com, not even for one dinner. If she’s anything like the girl we went out with, she’ll order the THREE most expensive items on the menu and only eat a tiny bit of each, before saying she was just doing it to prove a point to her husband who she really loves SO MUCH and could NEVER cheat on him!
We’re not sure if this was a scam done by EliteFling.com or just a freaking crazy lady. Either way, stay the hell away from any women you might accidentally happen to meet on EliteFling.com!
Why EliteFling.com Won’t Help You Have an Affair: Could EliteFling.com Be a Scam?
Profile creation on EliteFling.com is a joke. The site says that it’s “an easy 3-step process” to setting up your profile and meeting women, which couldn’t be more of a LIE.
The profile creation process is actually pretty easy…if you just look at the questions they’re asking. The problem is that getting around this site, even for something as easy as profile creation, is absolutely appallingly confusing! We’re not exactly dating site virgins, over here. If a site is well-designed, we WILL figure it out. If it’s even designed on a mediocre level, we swear, we’ll figure it out pretty fast.
This site was shockingly bad. The buttons weren’t in the right places, there were always strangely-placed boxes we HAD to check before going on, and if you click a single wrong button, you can’t go back. Using this site was like trying to solve a jigsaw puzzle with your elbows. It’s clumsy, poorly put-together, and didn’t even do much good in the end.
That’s right, after all that, it didn’t do ANYTHING to help us meet women. In fact, we didn’t get the sense that we were matched with anyone based on profile. As far as we saw, we were exclusively matched based on our location (which isn’t even our real location, but somewhere we frequently travel for business trips-and to meet women).
There are just no women on this site.
We are really good at finding women, seriously. If there are women, no matter how good-looking, we WILL eventually find them. But this place was a barren wasteland. There’s no reason to waste your time and money on EliteFling.com when you can always be lonely for free in the privacy and comfort of your own home.
EliteFling.com Review: Is EliteFling.com A Good Idea for Someone Looking to Have an Affair?
EliteFling.com is a mess. It won’t help you get laid, it won’t help you feel better about yourself, and you’ll just wind up angry, frustrated, and feeling more bored than ever.
In fact, we had to go back to some of our favorite websites, like EroticAffairs.com, just to feel better about life! Okay, so maybe that wasn’t a TERRIBLE outcome, but we still don’t think you should have to use an affair dating site (even a great one like EroticAffairs.com) in order to get the taste of a crappy affair dating site (like EliteFling.com) out of your head.
So in short, we don’t recommend EliteFling.com. Obviously. Don’t waste your time like we wasted ours.