Okay, we’re finally back from the showers we had to take to get the stink of LonelyHousewives.com off of us.
This website is just SAD. From the second you sign on, you’ll feel like you want to leave. You might even feel like you want to divorce this website. Go on, divorce it. We won’t blame you.
Of course, you’re lucky enough that you didn’t commit to doing a LonelyHousewives review for several months. For that, we can only say….yeah, this wasn’t a smart choice.
Why did we hate LonelyHousewives.com so much? Read on to find out how crappy it really was.
This is one of the saddest, most run-down websites we’ve ever been to, and we’ve been to a LOT of affair dating websites.
For one thing, something we didn’t necessarily like is the fact that the women on this site were skewed toward the more….what’s the word they give wine when they don’t want to say “It’s old as balls?” Oh yeah, “Mature.” Yeah, this website definitely tended towards the more MATURE ladies.
If sweatin’ on top of the oldies isn’t your thing, you’re probably going to want to click away from this site before it goes any further.
Another thing we found very, VERY wrong with this website is the fact that we ran into three different people who felt the need to lecture us on morality. Like, a full-on lecture on why it was wrong to cheat on our spouses, yelling at us about contributing to moral sin. We’re not sure if this is a crazy one-time thing, or if this is normal at LonelyHousewives.com, but it sure as hell made us want to stay away!
One of the women we talked to turned out to be a dude on his wife’s computer, going through and yelling at and threatening any guy who dared to message his wife, saying he’d castrate them and feed their balls to wild dogs. Gee….we REALLY wonder why his wife had to look other places to have a little fun for herself.
What We Found When We Tried LonelyHousewives.com-And What Turned Us Off
When we were on LonelyHousewives.com, we sent out 200 emails to women, looking for dates. Boy, it was NOT easy. Yes, there are a lot of women on this website, and yes, a lot of them are looking to get laid. But that’s not the whole story.
In our review of some of the better, smaller websites we tried, we talked about quality over quantity, and about what a difference it makes to have better girls instead of more girls. After all, wouldn’t you prefer 20 gorgeous girls who wanted you badly to 2000 ugly creepy ladies who weren’t sure if they even wanted an affair?
LonelyHousewives.com makes the choice for you. Welcome to the land of creepy ladies.
Of those 200 women we sent out messages to, we only heard back from 31 of them! That’s a shockingly small number, and we were really annoyed by the fact that it wasn’t higher. After all, on our favorite website, EroticAffairs.com, we got back 165 responses to our 200 emails! That’s over 80 percent, where on LonelyHousewives.com we only managed a pretty pathetic 15 percent of all the emails we sent in return.
We didn’t have a single date with the ladies on LonelyHousewives.com. If we had, we’d probably be curled up in the shower right now, crying.
After our experiences on LonelyHousewives.com, we knew we HAD to give it a 1/10 on security. This site is SO insecure-we don’t mean from viruses, either. Maybe it’s just because the website is targeted towards older-uh, we mean “mature” women, but it seemed to us like no one who used it had any idea how to hide their tracks. Every day or so we’d be chatting with someone only to hear that their husband found out.
What the hell? These ladies need to take a tip from us, and check out How to keep your wife in the dark. Here’s a pro tip: CLEAR YOUR BROWSER HISTORY. Of course your man is going to know that something’s going on if he sees LonelyHousewives.com pulled up!
Why LonelyHousewives.com Won’t Help You Have an Affair: Could LonelyHousewives.com Be a Scam?
If your thing is to hang out with a bunch of weird older women, go to Bingo night. Yes, those ladies might be a little older, but at least you’ll get to play Bingo-which is a lot more fun than sitting around on LonelyHousewives.com, let us tell you that.
While the women on this site are pretty horrendous as far as potential dates go, that’s not our biggest concern about LonelyHousewives.com, or the biggest issue to come up in our LonelyHousewives review. No, the biggest issue for us was that of SECURITY.
If you’re constantly worried you’re going to get caught, you’re going to have a LOT less fun on an affairs dating site. If you want to feel jumpy and nervous all the time, you might as well stay home looking at porn while your wife could walk in at any time.
This site is not safe.
If you go on LonelyHousewives.com, you WILL be approached by at least one person who is not a Lonely Housewife, guaranteed. Sometimes they will be private investigators, sometimes they will be blackmailers. Sometimes they will just be the Angry Husband of a Lonely Housewife. (Pro tip to these guys: the best way to keep your woman happy isn’t by yelling at guys who check her out-it’s by making her happy enough that she doesn’t cheat on you, dumbass!)
We were VERY careful not to use our real names or real locations on LonelyHousewives.com, and we’re really glad we did. Check out our guide to making sure you don’t get caught for more tips. What we focused on was saying we were businessmen who would be visiting occasionally from out of town, and used fake last names. Good thing we did, or we’d have been found out in an instant!
LonelyHousewives.com Review: Is LonelyHousewives.com A Good Idea for Someone Looking to Have an Affair?
This is a sad, pathetic excuse for an affairs dating website. The women are not what you want, the security is by far sub-standard, and the whole feel of the place will make your skin crawl. Maybe if this is your first foray into affairs dating you might think it’s worth your time. Trust us, that’s not the case. There are WAY better sites out there, like EroticAffairs.com, which is OUR favorite website for hooking up on the sly while married.