LonelyWifeHookup.com Review: Why LonelyWifeHookup.com Was Not One of Our Top Affairs Dating Sites List

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Summary

The tests we did on LonelyWifeHookup were so sad, we wanted to give up! You could not pay us to go back and we advise you to avoid them.

The only lonely people on LonelyWifeHookup.com are not housewives looking for a good time, they’re men who are sad enough to have been duped by this site into spending money on this pathetic website.

If you’re considering spending money-even just for the two-day trial-on LonelyWifeHookup.com, STOP!

There are better things you can do with that money. Give it to a sick kid in Africa. Buy flowers for your wife. Throw it in a fountain. Just do NOT give it to the people who run LonelyWifeHookup.com!

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Why shouldn’t you give them your money? Read on, and find out why we’ll never go back to LonelyWifeHookup.com.

LonelyWifeHookup.com is a pretty bad website with a pretty bad premise. The concept behind LonelyWifeHookup.com is that it’s for guys who want to hook up with bored housewives.

First of all, we really doubt that anyone on this site is actually a bored housewife. We looked around extensively, and couldn’t find a single woman that looked like any housewife we’ve ever seen. Strippers, sure, but not housewives, not on LonelyWifeHookup.com’s profile photos.

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The premise of the website is that once you join, you’ll be able to get the phone numbers of lonely housewives in your area to text them, and you can meet up for sex tonight.

There are several things wrong with this premise.

Groucho Marx once said, “I wouldn’t want to be a member of any club that would accept ME as a member.”

This is kind of the same thing to keep in mind. Do you really want to text a woman who’s so desperate for sex that she’d give a total stranger her phone number? This is obviously a woman who just can’t get sex anywhere else. Do you want to be the last resort?

Even if you do, it doesn’t matter, because there aren’t actually any women on this website. It’s a TOTAL SCAM, and you’re better off going literally anywhere else for dating, because this site will not hook you up.

What We Found When We Tried LonelyWifeHookup.com-And What Turned Us Off

This one is going to be kind of pathetic. Brace yourselves for some sadness, gentlemen.

We sent out 200 emails during our time on LonelyWifeHookup.com, looking to have some sexy fun with a lady who needed it bad. The promise of the website was that we could find women in our area who were ready and available for sex TONIGHT, and we could definitely get it on with these ladies after some texting fun.

First of all “Text sex starved” is not a great headline. It doesn’t make a lot of sense. No one is that hard up for “text sex,” which is just a really clumsy way for the website to show that they haven’t yet entered the current century.

Guys, the word “sexting” has been around for a while now. If your entire website is based around sexting, you might want to hurry up and figure out that there’s already a word for that.

So, of the 200 contacts we sent out to different women, guess how many responded.

If you guessed “One,” congratulations! You’re correct, and have won a bucket of regret that we signed up for (and PAID for) this stupid website.

Yes, we got a grand total of a single response. It wasn’t even a real response-we had asked her what time she was free, and she responded, “I like ur profile 🙂 <3”

If this is her idea of “text sex,” we have some pointers for her.

Why LonelyWifeHookup.com Won’t Help You Have an Affair: Could LonelyWifeHookup.com Be a Scam?

The thing about LonelyWifeHookup.com is that it’s entirely a scam. This is not a poorly-coded website that just doesn’t know how to hook guys up with girls, and it’s not a website that you shouldn’t go to because there are private investigators or escorts lurking around every corner, just waiting to find a vulnerable guy and take him for everything.

This website is a scam from the ground up. There is literally no part of it that is not a scam. If you sign on trying to find a girl that will have sex with you, you will be not just disappointed, but ridiculously disappointed, because there aren’t any girls on LonelyWifeHookup.com.

We did not encounter what we’re sure is a genuine female during our entire time on LonelyWifeHookup.com. One of the members of our group accidentally signed up for the cheap “intro trial” before getting the full trial, and his story was even sadder.

He first signed up, like we all did, after seeing how many girls there were to meet. Then he accidentally signed up for the trial and started trying to meet girls. After all, on good sites like EroticAffairs.com, the free trial works just like the actual full-featured website. The one he signed up for on LonelyWifeHookup.com was a PAID trial, so it should have been even better.

However, every single profile of a girl he clicked on was marked RESTRICTED. He kept looking for how to contact the girls, only to find that they were blocked until he paid the full monthly fee. He sent messages, and each of the girls responded-but he couldn’t view the messages.

Finally, he paid the fee…only to find that every single one of those girls had disappeared.

This is a scam site from beginning to end, only designed to pretend that there are girls. These aren’t even escorts or PIs, these are just algorithms designed to respond to anyone.

LonelyWifeHookup.com Review: Is LonelyWifeHookup.com A Good Idea for Someone Looking to Have an Affair?

There is no amount of lonely that should compel you to visit LonelyWifeHookup.com.

If you really need to hook up with a woman fast, try out one of our favorite sites, like EroticAffairs.com or AshleyMadison.com. Those are great sites with a lot of quality women who are always eager to meet married men and get down and dirty with some exciting playtime. Leave LonelyWifeHookup.com to the garbage heap where it belongs.

50 Responses to “LonelyWifeHookup.com Review: Why LonelyWifeHookup.com Was Not One of Our Top Affairs Dating Sites List”

  1. Rocking Professor

    never seen such an obvious scam in my life, so i had to leave a review! do NOT spend money here. this is a site with NOT A SINGLE REAL WOMAN ON IT, a total scam!

  2. Wow, trying to think of a comparison to lonelywifehookup.com’s complete craphole is impressively difficult. it’s really obviously a scam, and you will not get a single hook up on this site!

  3. MonkeyMonkey

    full of scam profiles and on top of that, a lot of ugly women. do not spend money here, you will not get laid, the only fun part about it is the potential to laugh at the profiles!

  4. whether it’s legit or not i’m not sure but i wasn’t impressed all the same…i think lonely wife hookup is kind of dated but maybe one of these days a girl will message me back.

  5. Quinton Tennant

    good? about as far from it as you can get. there’s NOTHING good about this site and i am constantly driven insane by people that try and stick around to use it!

  6. Cockroach Rough

    i just wanted to test out a site or two and yet this one was so bad that i had to turn around immediately. it’s really not good, made of scam profiles and nothing else!

  7. lonelywifehookup.com is what gives all affair site dating hubs a BAD NAME. this is a really bad site. you will not get laid, you will just be spending your money at NOTHING!

  8. a total scam and thus i had to include it on my review 2013 list. maybe some of these women are real, but i i doubt it! it’s full of fake profiles and you will kind of be drowning in them!

  9. for dating, this really seems to be a miss. i am hoping that lonely wife hookup will be better for just hookups, like the name suggests!

  10. Federico Goldvogel

    my least favorite affair dating website. there’s really nothing redeeming about this one and i have yet to see a single person actually get laid on this site.

  11. Rare Volunteer

    WHAT A WASTE OF MONEY. I CAN’T GIVE THIS ONE A MORE NEGATIVE REVIEW IF I TRIED…IT’S THAT BAD. THERE AREN’T ANY REAL LIVING WOMEN ON THIS SITE AT ALL JUST FAKE PROFILES!

  12. for comparison, let’s just say you fell into a hole full of crap. yep, that’s it. that’s lonelywifehookup in a nutshell. you won’t get laid, you’ll just be swimming in crap!

  13. Chest George Blackman

    there’s really nothing to this scam and that’s why it’s so obvious. if you fall for this i’m not really sure what to tell you lol just try to not spend money here!

  14. is this legit? i’m not sure whether or not lonelywifehookup.com will ever get me laid but the women on here are hot and i am holding out a smidgen of hope!

  15. Shannon Mitchell

    this is about as far from good as it ever possibly could be, there’s no redeeming quality to this site, the fake pics arent’ even hot either!

  16. The Sapphire

    I went to test this site out and could immediately tell it was a scammers paradise. Wouldn’t be surprised if every last girl on here was a bot. You won’t get laid here!

  17. Kristopher

    for an affair site this really takes the cake in awfulness. lonely wife hookup is just made up of fake profiles and nothing else…a total scam from the get-go!

  18. Reborn Gloomy Lama

    coming up with a review 2013 list is never difficult when you have sites like this lying around. your only saving grace on this site is looking at hot girls LOL

  19. for dating i really couldn’t seem to get anyone interested. i will keep trying on lonely wife hookup in hopes of a hookup at the very least…

  20. Kareem Cable

    the worst affair dating website i have been on so far. you won’t get a single date or sex night on this site, don’t spend a drop of money on these bots!

  21. scam scam scam, nothing nice to say about this review. this site is just full of scammers and fake profiles and you will not get anything worth your money here.

  22. no comparison to this craphole! lonely wife hookup is a giant mess of scam profiles and you won’t get laid by a single one of them. pass on this one!

  23. Silver Temporary Peasant

    an obvious scam and one that makes me roll my eyes when i look at it. you can do a lot better than this site, but at least enjoy the hot pics before you leave.

  24. if this is legit then i am doing something wrong. lonely wife hookup seems promising but every time i try to message the girls online, i never get a response.

  25. Numbers Fuhrer

    REALLY NOT GOOD. YOU WON’T GET LAID ON THIS SITE SO DON’T BOTHER TRYING. IT’S ALL SPAM BOTS AND SCAMMERS, DON’T SPEND ANY MONEY ON THIS WEBSITE!

  26. Techhold

    i just ended up doing a test run of several sites and this was one of them. what a waste of time that was. it’s obviously a scam now that i look back on it, so stay away!

  27. one of the worst affair sites i’ve ever been on…lonelywifehookup.com won’t get you laid, you’ll just end up frustrated that not a single one of these women give a crap.

  28. Helpless Hearty Spider

    for my review 2013 of this site i was really disappointed and annoyed that a site could be full of this many spammers and scammers. can’t rec it at all!

  29. bad for dating and i’m not sure it’s much better for hookups. it just seems pretty empty. lonelywifehookup has a nice layout and i was hoping it was easy to use, too!

  30. Cyrus Turzanski

    about as bad as affair dating gets, honestly. i haven’t seen another site so invested with bots in my life. it’s all a scam from the very beginning!

  31. Sleepy Demon

    too bad but there’s really nothing nice to say in this review other than…RUN FASTER TO GET OUT. helps you get your exercise that way, i guess!

  32. trying to think of a comparison to this site is laughable. lonelywifehookup.com WISHES it were awesome but it’s honestly just pretty awful, and full of scam profiles that are out for nothing but your money

  33. New Torpedo

    well you won’t get laid, that’s for sure! i wish these scam sites were easier to find at times but at least this one is obvious. you won’t spend too much money here before you figure it out!

  34. It SEEMS like a legit site, but now I’m not sure. lonelywifehookup.com has a nice layout and a nice format and stuff like that, but I haven’t had any results so far.

  35. Loyd Auman

    not good and you’re an idiot if you think it ever will be. it’s an obvious scam, filled with fake profiles, and they are just out to take your money by making you sign up.

  36. Cute Weasel

    not even worth my usual test run. i could tell at one glance that it was fake. don’t spend money or time here if you value either of those!

  37. ONE OF THE WORST AFFAIR SITE PLACES I HAVE BEEN SO FAR. LONELY WIFE HOOKUP DOESN’T HAVE A SINGLE LEGIT WOMAN ON IT, IT’S ALL BOTS, YOU WILL NOT GET LAID AND YOU WILL JUST END UP PAYING MONEY TO NOTHING!

  38. really bad and thus it makes it to my review 2013 list! nothing nice to say unfortunately, except SOME of the women are kind of hot!

  39. for dating, i haven’t had any luck. maybe the romantic side in me says i should keep trying at lonely wife hookup, but i’m not sure nowadays.

  40. the worst affair dating site i’ve been on in all my years playing around. this is just a bad site because there’s nothing real or legit about it! not a single live woman!

  41. Donkey Tasty

    nothing nice to say in this review! there’s just nothing but spam profiles on this site and it really isn’t worth your time to even sign up.

  42. NOTHING CAN BE A COMPARISON TO THE CRAP THAT IS THIS SITE. LONELYWIFEHOOKUP IS CLEARLY JUST MADE OF NOTHING BUT SPAMMERS AND SCAM BOTS AND SO YOU WILL NOT EVER GET LAID!

  43. Evil William Davis

    probably a total scam but eh, at least the women look hot. there’s one upside to being a member on this site and it’s looking at hot pics of fake women LOL

  44. not sure if this is legit or not…i’ve been on this site for a few weeks and lonelywifehookup.com hasn’t gotten me a single hook up, what a disappointment

  45. Maxwell Shafer

    really not good. i am not happy about having spent any money not this website at all. the profiles now that i look at them are obviously fake!

  46. Skilled Boar

    fakes fakes fakes nothing but fakes. they are all bots designed to keep you on this site so you at least give it a test run and there’s nothing worth your time here!

  47. a really awful affair site and they KNOW IT. at lonelywifehookup.com they are not trying to get you a date, they are just trying to take your money.

  48. one of the lower ranked sites on my review 2013 list, because it’s such an obvious scam…the only good thing about it is looking at hot chicks now and then

  49. bad for dating and i wish it were better for hookups but i haven’t seen much result there either yet. lonelywifehookup.com looks like it could be a good site but it hasn’t been so far…

  50. Maximo Rohtin

    for affair dating give this one a total pass over. it’s not worth anything because there’s not a single real woman on the site. don’t spend a dime here!

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