Some sites just make us kind of tired. Not angry, not annoyed, not grossed out, just tired.
MarriedCafe.com is one of those. This is such a lame website. We genuinely felt the whole time like the people who made it…just didn’t try at all. They didn’t put any effort at all into making it look like a place anyone would want to go look for an affair.
Isn’t the point of a caf that you can hang around, relax, have a good time, and not worry about the rest of your life?
If so, then this is about as far from a caf as you can get. This website is more like…we’ll call it MarriedAbandonedWarehouse.com. It’s basically just a big empty structure where you can sit around and look at the old machines that probably used to do something, and watch the ceiling sink a little further day by day.
What made MarriedCafe.com so depressing? Let’s look a little more in-depth at this problem site.
The first thing you’re going to have to get used to on MarriedCafe.com is the fact that there are very, very few women on here. It SEEMS like there are a lot of women, sure.
However, when you actually try to contact them, you’ll quickly find out how very wrong that information is!
Most of the profiles we clicked on looked pretty good. However, it didn’t take us long to find out that most of those profiles fall into one of three very distinct categories:
If you’re looking for an escort, hey, we won’t judge. But if you’re looking for an escort on MarriedCafe.com, yeah, we’re gonna judge you. It’s not a good place, dude. You can do better.
And if you’re looking for a fake or inactive profile…well, no one is looking for those. But congratulations, you found them anyway. They were on MarriedCafe.com the whole time!
What We Found When We Tried MarriedCafe.com-And What Turned Us Off
We sent out 200 emails during our time on MarriedCafe.com, and it was the exact opposite of shooting fish in a barrel. It was spearing fish in the ocean, more like-or in a lake where, well, there just aren’t any fish. This metaphor kind of got away from us, but the point is that there really weren’t any girls that we were able to hook up with on MarriedCafe.com.
Oh, we tried. We DID send out 200 emails, after all. Know how many we got back? A whopping 28. 28 responses out of 200 emails sent is pretty pathetic, and we weren’t too thrilled with ourselves.
Still think that 28 isn’t too bad? You just wait.
Of the 28 responses that we got, about 20 of them were from escorts. What the hell? This site is FULL of escorts! Maybe this site is the equivalent of that bar your friend told you about, where the girls will TOTALLY hit on you, and you only found out later that they were all hookers looking for an easy way to spend the night in a nice hotel room and pick up a few Benjamins while they were at it. In other words, this site is full of hookers and escorts, looking for some guy to sink their teeth into.
What about the other eight responses?
Five of them were fake. They were the exact SAME generic message, in fact:
“u look sweet (: hit me up again sometime…”
Not exactly what we’re looking for in a date, someone who even gets the smiley face sideways. Weird.
While we didn’t see any private investigators when we were on MarriedCafe.com, we heard stories from other guys in the chat rooms and forums, and apparently a lot of them had found some PIs. We mentioned the escort problem, and it was backed up 100 percent by the other guys we talked to.
Yes, there are people looking to have an affair on MarriedCafe.com. Unfortunately, they’re all guys!
Why MarriedCafe.com Won’t Help You Have an Affair: Could MarriedCafe.com Be a Scam?
You can create a profile on MarriedCafe.com. It won’t help. Nothing will help you get laid on a site without women.
The only thing we can say in MarriedCafe.com’s defense is that the site isn’t all that broken. Yeah, high praise, we know. At least the site didn’t give us any viruses, and it didn’t crash our computers. Can you tell we’re grasping at straws for something nice to say about this failure of a site?
To be honest, it was a total surprise that it didn’t give us a virus-because it looks like it SHOULD have. This site looks like a scam from the second you first type the address into your browser.
Generally speaking, whenever you have a dating website that features the classic “plain white background with a bunch of thumbnails of women too beautiful to be on this website” look, it’s a good idea to run quickly in the other direction. This isn’t the website you want to be on.
Yes, MarriedCafe.com rocks this look. Well, it doesn’t rock the look. It clumsily bumps the look. You can tell from the second you sign up that you’re not going to have a good time on this website, because the website doesn’t give a crap and probably hasn’t for a while.
This website has given up.
When a site cares this little about making itself look presentable, it’s time to stop trying to give it the benefit of the doubt. Chances are, it’s not a good site and it’s not going to be good to you.
MarriedCafe.com Review: Is MarriedCafe.com A Good Idea for Someone Looking to Have an Affair?
If you’re signing on just to waste time, lucky you-that’s what this website is, a waste of time. Unfortunately, it’s also a total waste of money. Save it and look elsewhere, like EroticAffairs.com, which is a FANTASTIC site for married men and women to meet and hook up with each other. MarriedCafe.com is just a pathetic, sad excuse of a moneymaking scam.