The Best Places to Meet Girls Your Wife Would Never Suspect

With all the surveillance on us these days, how’s a guy supposed to have an honest, old-fashioned affair? Well, we’ll tell you how: you have to pick the places your wife would never suspect. Don’t doubt that she’ll check your credit card statement, your phone history, text messages and even e-mail if she knows your password, the moment she suspects you’re doing something on the DL. The best way to participate in activities that seem totally innocuous, but also have the potential of netting some hotties. It’s called hiding in plain sight, and it’s your best tactic for sexual survival. Comic Book Conventions Nerd girls come in two shapes: Wonder Woman and not-Wonder Woman. We think you can probably guess the type you should be watching for. Even better is the fact that a lot of nerd girls at comic book conventions will do something called cosplay, which is short for “costume play.” It’s not what you might first think, which is a fun, kinky sex game, but when fans of nerdy things like comic books or video games dress up as the characters. It sounds really weird, but can you imagine banging Wonder Woman? Yeah, exactly. Conventions are a great place to meet hot women, because you get to…

Stories to Tell: The Art of the White Lie

Business Trips for Fun and ?Profit? Depending on what you do for a living this one is going to be difficult. However, many jobs require a certain level of on the job training. This means that you could, conceivably, have to ?go somewhere for a week? on the company dime. The great thing about using the business trip excuse is that it’s going to be the same across the board. When you tell your wife you’re going to be going out of town for training, just make sure that you call her when you ?get in town? and check in from time to time. She’ll be understanding if you miss her calls as well. Blame it on the time zone if you want. When you meet a babe for the affair, you can also say that you’re ?just in town for business.? That means that if you see her again, it’ll be ?when you’re back in town?. It also is a good move to keep her at bay and adds a sort of ?sexy stranger? element to the one night stand. Obviously, this excuse won’t fly in some jobs and in smaller towns, so you need to come up with a different story. Lying by Omission By far the easiest…

Have an Affair with a Law Student

The Fights Are GLORIOUS We love passionate women with opinions. A lot of chicks tend to back down in arguments with dudes, not because we’re right or they agree with us, but because they don’t like to argue. They’d rather drive a spike in their eyes than spend time sniping back and forth, even if that means that they are ?letting us win? we don’t want someone who lets us win, we want to win, dammit! A law student? Now those chicks can drag a fight out like you would not believe. Nothing is hotter than when a chick just throws herself at you in the heat of the moment of passionate debate. Sure, you may break a few table lamps, but it’s worth it. They Don’t Waste Time Law students are BUSY PEOPLE. They have to do a LOT of work. Between research, papers, trials, and cases they really don’t have time for other shit and that includes dating. Once you’ve gotten in good with one, it isn’t uncommon for them to call you or text with something along the lines of ?I have two hours between 8 and 10 where I am going to not be in pants. Show up or not, but that is your window.? Sure,…

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