Top 5 Pickup Lines for a One Night Stand

Pickup lines are both loved and reviled in the dating world. They’re pretty much a joke if you are talking to women and for obvious reasons. They usually run the whole line from hilariously corny to downright offensive. Though there are some gems that we’ve found, for some reason, actually tend to get us results. Remember, you have to deliver a pickup line in a fun, relaxed sort of manner. These are more ice breakers than deal sealers. 1. You have a lovely voice, I’d like to hear it tonight If you’re talking to a chick who really does have a nice voice then there’s no harm in complimenting it. Not only does this usually flatter a chick, but it will put the idea in her mind that you wonder what she sounds like when she’s getting busy. Wanting to know what a babe is going to sound like in bed means that you’re very interested in getting her off. Anything that sounds like you’re more focused on her pleasure than yours is going to get her gears going. 2. You want to get breakfast in the morning? At the end of the night when the bars are closing and everyone is finishing up for the night people are starting…

Having an Affair With Someone Who ISN’T Her Sister

“This might end badly” When having an affair, it’s best to do so outside you and your wife’s network of friends. If you want one surefire way to get yourself caught cheating, it’s by sleeping around with her friends and family. That’s a one-way ticket to Jerry Springer, so you want to be as discreet as you can. Even thought it might be pretty easy to get a girl you or your wife has known previously, there’s a huge chance that she’ll wind up ratting you out to your ball-and-chain and land you in a whole heap of trouble. Pro-tip: if you’re friends on Facebook, you shouldn’t hit her up. If she’s friends with your wife on Facebook, DO NOT hit her up. Even if your wife isn’t friends with her, if she starts suspecting you it’ll be only too easy for her to dig up who you’ve been hooking up with if you’re friends online. Especially be sure to avoid the chat function on the site – not only does it log the conversation permanently, but it’s easy to take a screen shot of the conversation. If you go after her and she doesn’t take the bait, she might get offended and send the conversation to your wife. Even…

All About Timing: Spacing your Dates

When you’re having an affair it is important to remember that you are trying to keep your wife from getting wise to your actions. This is going to require careful planning and timing if you’re going to be successful. The most important thing you can do while having an affair is be normal and natural. This means that even though you may want to rush into all of the hot one night stands you can, you are going to have to work on your timing. This is especially important if you’re not the sort to go out much normally. Any major breaks in your usual routine will be enough to tip her off. Here are our three timing tips about how to space out your dates to keep your wife entirely in the dark. Get a ?Hobby? and Talk About it Everyone needs something that they can do on the side alone. Your thing just happens to be other women. Since you can’t tell your wife THAT little tidbit the next best thing is to slowly gain a ?interest? in something you know your wife won’t care about. Then you can begin to look for clubs or places to go enjoy your new ?hobby? on a regular basis. Once you…

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