Stories to Tell: The Art of the White Lie

Business Trips for Fun and ?Profit? Depending on what you do for a living this one is going to be difficult. However, many jobs require a certain level of on the job training. This means that you could, conceivably, have to ?go somewhere for a week? on the company dime. The great thing about using the business trip excuse is that it’s going to be the same across the board. When you tell your wife you’re going to be going out of town for training, just make sure that you call her when you ?get in town? and check in from time to time. She’ll be understanding if you miss her calls as well. Blame it on the time zone if you want. When you meet a babe for the affair, you can also say that you’re ?just in town for business.? That means that if you see her again, it’ll be ?when you’re back in town?. It also is a good move to keep her at bay and adds a sort of ?sexy stranger? element to the one night stand. Obviously, this excuse won’t fly in some jobs and in smaller towns, so you need to come up with a different story. Lying by Omission By far the easiest…

One Crappy Profile Example

There’s a lot online about what a great personal profile looks like on dating sites. There isn’t a lot of information about what makes a horrible one. We spent some time online and pulled out what we think is the absolute worst personal profile we’ve ever seen and we’re going to throw up some choice bits here. If this is you, we’re really not sorry; someone needed to call you on that shit. Be thankful. The Novel to End All Novels This bad boy clocked in at more words than the last novel we were supposed to read for English Lit. It was definitely more words than the cliffs notes we actually did end up reading. It started, no joke, with preschool and ended up going, in a grand, mulch-paragraph format, through his whole damn life. It’s no wonder you’re not getting a date dude, no one cares about all that mess. If a chick wants to date you some of that shit can come out during the DATE, don’t you think? It’s best to keep profiles short. Never go over about 600 words. Anything more than that is going to cause her eyes to glaze over and for her to just click shift right on by. PICTURES GALORE This…

No Strings Attached: How to Approach an Affair

A lot of guys are jealous of The Guy in their group. You know who we are talking about, That Guy, the one who always has a hot babe on deck waiting for him. Sure, he’s been married for five years and has two kids, but that hasn’t put his player’s light out at all. You may call him a dog when all of you are hanging out, but secretly, deep down, you’re jealous and he knows it. So how do you become That Guy? First you need to find a chick who is down for an affair. You need to go into the hunt for a babe with certain understandings and expectations. Having a firm idea of what you’re going after is going to go a long way in netting you the perfect affair. Don’t Get Attached. You’re already married. You’re not looking for another partner or another girlfriend. And if you are, then you really need to be careful. Ending up attached to multiple women is the recipe for disaster. When you let emotions and expectations get in the way of a good sexual encounter a lot of bad things can happen. This is especially true when you’re dealing with having an affair. If you get too involved…

First Email Tips: How to Score a Hot Date

When you’re in the wide world of Internet dating, you are not alone. There’s a ton of competition on most online dating sites and it can seem pretty vicious out there. When you’re trying to get a woman’s attention you can be 100% certain that you’re not alone. Not only that, but you have no real way of knowing what you’re up against unless you spend time looking at other dudes profiles (and no one wants to do that). The thing that you need to put you above other men who are emailing babes is a good first email. Your first email needs to be simple, short, and direct without being pushy or demanding. Short Emails are Best When women have online profiles out there, they get lots of emails. The best babes can clock in tens of emails a day, sometimes more than even that. A lot of the chicks that we’ve talked to say that they actually have a spam email box for certain dating sites and they sometimes go through and just cull emails at random. What’s the one thing that they cut first? Wordy emails. This means that if you want to be seen, you need to keep it short and sweet. Try to keep that…

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